Tam relays the following:
A black guy, a white guy, a Christian, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar.
The bartender says “What can I get you, Mr. President?”
I’ll admit, I LOL’ed.
Category Archives: Humor
Sunday Funny
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
This email comes around every year and I smile every time I get it.
To All My Democrat Friends
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To All My Republican Friends
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Spend Time With Your Kids so Payton Manning Doesn’t Have To
Saw this little short on Saturday Night Live.
Quote of the Day
Remember that fisher cats are members of the weasel family, and weasels are the switchblade-carrying psychos of the animal world, the meanest creatures on the planet by aggression-level-to-body-weight ratio.
– Marko
Seen in the Wild
Back in May, Uncle linked to this crazy story about license plates in Tennessee being issued with WTF suffixes. Oddly enough, I saw one of them today at the Smith’s Market Place in Bountiful. I think the Blackwater (now Xe) license plate holder adds a little bit of pizazz, don’t you?
The Upside
So, Facebook does have an upside. It can save you from having to email hundreds of people the funniest things on the interwebz. This from The Onion via friend Alexis:
Al-Quida Calls Off Attack on Nation’s Capitol to Spare Life of Twilight Author
Since We’re Here
Obviously I’ve had nothing worth posting about, thus my absence over the last few days. However, the previous clip from South Park reminded me of this one.
Splitting Up
The “news” reports that the Gores are splitting up. I guess Tipper got tired of hearing about Manbearpig.
