IT’S 3 A.M., THE PHONE RINGS … WHO DO YOU WANT IN YOUR STUDENT BODY?
VOTE SHELLY CASSITY
TOP THIRTEEN REASONS TO VOTE FOR SHELLY:
1. I have several years of Real-Life Work Experience as a Secretary – I know my stuff!! 🙂
2. “I never get sick, I never take vacations, and I don’t celebrate any major holidays”
3. Unlike my opponent, I hold no other Student Org positions, so I can devote my UNDIVIDED ATTENTION to this position.
4. I am a Determined, Dedicated Individual
5. I am SUPER Organized
6. I play well with others
7. I have SUPERIOR hacking and nunchuck skills!
8. I LOVE Everyone (…in that way) 😉
9. I recycle (I consistently minimize my Carbon Footprint)
10. There’s always room for S-H-E-L-L-Y!
11. Failing the bar exam $600+; Failing out of law school $50,000+; voting for Shelly = PRICELESS!!
12. Four out of Five lawyers recommend SHELLY. The Fifth lawyer is an IDIOT!!
13. Milk does a body good, but SHELLY will do your Student Body BETTER
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