Public Notice

31 Aug
Attention all bicyclers, skate boarders and long boarders on the University of Utah campus this fall.

The next one of you that encroaches my personal space at high speeds, or has the audacity to yell, “move” or “get out of the way,” will find yourself promptly removed from your transportation device and you will be firmly planted on the pavement (I will not aim for the grass).

The University of Utah enrolls 26,000+ people, not to mention the numerous faculty, employees and visitors, and enrollment was expected to increase by 4-5% this academic year. This means that you have to slow down and be respectful of the pedestrians who do not share your passion for endangering others.

You’ve been warned!

Thank You


Posted by on August 31, 2009 in Local, People, School


2 responses to “Public Notice

  1. Tammy

    August 31, 2009 at 11:30 am

    Oh and he'll do it too. Don't doubt it.

  2. BobG

    September 1, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    I used to have run-ins with bicyclists back when I went to the U in 1969. Guess things haven't changed much.


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