Category Archives: Celebutards

Splitting Up

The “news” reports that the Gores are splitting up.  I guess Tipper got tired of hearing about Manbearpig.


Posted by on June 1, 2010 in Celebutards, Glow Ball Warming, Humor


The Mad Hatter or Madonna?

Scott Wampler asks whether Johnny Depp is playing the Mad Hatter or Madonna in the upcoming Disney movie Alice in Wonderland.  Check out his photographic evidence!

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Posted by on February 11, 2010 in Celebutards, Humor


More Proof

That Michael Moore is a tool.


The Greatest of Our Generation?

I keep seeing trailers for the upcoming film Brothers, starring Toby Maguire, Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal.  I really don’t have any interest in the film, but one of the trailers said something interesting – “Three of the greatest actors of our generation….” 

That made me stop.  Really?  These three are some of the greatest of our (my) generation?  Really?  Are all of the actors of my generation that bad?  Only one of the three of them has won a major award, Natalie Portman.  And no, it wasn’t for her fascinating work in the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. 


Posted by on November 25, 2009 in Celebutards, Movies


Cry Babies

I’d like to invite Lane Kiffin and the other pansy coaches of the SEC to quit whining to the press and to handle their complaints in a manner that isn’t going to take up space in my sports news reading.  I’d also like to invite ESPN, CBS Sports, Fox Sports, and each and every other sports news agency/ affiliate to stop getting a hard on and showing it to the world every time one of these second graders complains to the press.

Most people that I talk to agree that high-profile athletes aren’t worth their salaries, regardless of their talent and what they do for our favorite teams.  And it’s strange to see how that attitude is starting to apply to coaches.  For example: I think Urban Meyer is an amazing football coach and I’m very grateful for what he did with the University of Utah program, leading us to our 2005 Fiesta Bowl win.  But now he’s whining to the press about how SEC refs blew a call against the holy child Tebow (the call didn’t even determine the outcome of a game).

All of this crying has led to the decision by the SEC to no longer hand out reprimands but to start fining or even suspending coaches who act like 8 year olds.  I think it’s a good move.

Okay, I’m done.

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Posted by on November 5, 2009 in Celebutards, Eyes+Sharp Stick, People, Rants, Sports


The O-lympics

To sweeten the pot, Obama has redesigned the Olympics brand to better reflect his image. Not only will the Olympics rings be replaced with Obama’s ubiquitous campaign iconography, several new sporting events will be added to provide a more “Chicago” feel.

Track and field events will include Bail Jumping, Legal Hurdles, Blame Throwing and the always popular Graftathalon. Secondary competitions include such Chicago favorites as Freestyle Corruption, Under-the-Table Tennis, Greco-Roman Racketeering and Fencing. (Due to the recent ineligibility of ACORN, Ballot Boxing and Synchronized Vote Fraud have been cut from the program.)

 Jon continues his snark here.

H/T – Robb Allen

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Posted by on September 30, 2009 in Celebutards, Humor, International


Now He's an Even Bigger Jack A**

Kanye has now decided to jack my blog.  See here.


Posted by on September 17, 2009 in Celebutards, Humor


One Thing

One thing that President Obama and I agree on.  Candidly, Kanye West is a Jack Ass.

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Posted by on September 15, 2009 in Celebutards, Music, People



So as long as I sign this, my career will continue after this film?
see more Lol Celebs

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Posted by on May 12, 2009 in Celebutards, Humor


Take That, John Stewart

It will never cease to amaze me how high-minded the left can get.  So, apparently a couple of days ago, during a heated debate on The Daily Show, John Stewart said that he thinks Harry Truman is a war criminal for dropping the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, even going so far as to say Truman was temporarily insane when he dropped the bomb.  Please, please watch this rebuttle.


If You Voted For Him, You Don't Get To Complain

Sorry Whoopie, you voted that way and now you get to live with it.

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Posted by on March 13, 2009 in Celebutards, Economy, Eyes+Sharp Stick

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